Quote by Justin Halpern

“EAT SANDWICH, NOT OWN MOUTH.”

— Lauren Conrad

“If you make me lunch," he said, "will you put it in a brown paper bag?...Because when I see kids come to school with…

— Laura Schroff

“Nobody said anything while I opened the bag and took out the egg salad sandwich. It was one of those funny moments when a…

— Jonathan Lethem

“Wherever I go I carry around a clothes iron, a loaf of bread, and a block of cheddar, so no matter where I am…

— Jarod Kintz

“I made a sandwich out of things. I'm an American. We can eat anything as long as it's between two pieces of bread.”

— Jim Butcher

“I ate a half a cookie, but not because I wanted to. I ate it out of necessity.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I made myself a big turkey sandwich for lunch.”

— Katrina Kahler

“If you want to keep your own teeth, make your own sandwiches.”

— Jeanette Winterson

“I tore the crusts off my grilled cheese sandwich and set them aside to throw out for the birds. Their motives were pure --…

— Laura Wiess

“I'm starving and I'd much rather have cookies than another riot, wouldn't you?”

— Misty Provencher

“Nothing in pack behavior suggests that food should be convenient rather than carefully chosen.”

— Jodi Picoult

“The person eating seven breads is not stupid. The person giving it to them is.”

— Maria Elena Sandovici