Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I ate a half a cookie, but not because I wanted to. I ate it out of necessity.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.0 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I'm starving and I'd much rather have cookies than another riot, wouldn't you?” — Misty Provencher Copy Share Image
“Breaking the cookie in two, he handed me the larger piece. I snatched it away, half tempted to throw it back in his face,… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“Sometimes, I wish you were on a diet. Not because you need it, but because I want to eat your food.” — Asura Copy Share Image
“More of a cookie person, myself. No offense to the other baked goods. I just like cookies.” — Victoria Schwab Copy Share Image
“I wanted to go home, whip up a batch of cookie dough, and eat it. All.” — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“I bit into the oatmeal. Same levels- now the oats, well dried, but not so well watered, then the raisins, half tasteless, made from… — Aimee Bender Copy Share Image
“I was with you right up until you said, ‘Bring the pain.’ I’ve only ever brought cookies, or the occasional casserole.” — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“Whenever I drink too much, I get this craving for bread.” He watched me with amusement as I mashed two slices together and ate… — Eva Pohler Copy Share Image
“Everyone knows that if you eat a cookie, and the cookie next to it is broken, you're required to eat that broken cookie as… — Michelle M. Pillow Copy Share Image
“Some people just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.” — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
