“Somewhere squidgy. Your belly, maybe?” “I can’t believe you called my belly ‘squidgy.’ It’s not squidgy, it’s pillowy. And sexy!” — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“She liked a very particular kind of plot: the sort where the pirate kidnaps some virgin damsel, rapes her into loving him,… — Nicole Peeler American war Copy Share Image
“He had this domineering way about him that totally ketchuped my tater tots—it was like he knew what I wanted more than… — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“But the next noise to echo through the hall was one I was pretty sure I recognized. It was the unmistakable sound… — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“He chose to eat his tart off my thighs, which I think we both enjoyed.” — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“You’re the champion, I reminded myself. You have to fight a dragon. You’re not allowed to be scared of a penis.” — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“The thing is, Iris, I've never liked the idea of compromise. In films and in stories people who love each other —… — Nicole Peeler Jane-true Copy Share Image
“So, once again, I ignored my poor, repressed libido--which was currently clamoring for me to lure Ryu behind the counter and knock… — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“I wanted to pull out his toenails and poke them in his eyeballs.” — Nicole Peeler Fae Copy Share Image
“I wasn't running now so much as stumbling quickly, panting like a geriatric lion.” — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“Oh gods, Jane, the answer to all those questions is you. You turn me on; you’re what I want; you make me… — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“...But I don't want you to be afraid to take risks. If it's worth it...If the person in his eyes is the… — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“I grumbled, completely convinced that Jarl was responsible for everything nasty, up to and including the flu, pigeons, and the relative inaccessibility… — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“I do know you're nothing like him. But you're still....still a lot. A lot to handle. I don't mean your junk, obviously,… — Nicole Peeler Anyan Copy Share Image
“Seriously, you’re so old. What did people do for dates when you were a puppy? If you club me over the head… — Nicole Peeler History Copy Share Image
“I’ve not only been around the block, but I’ve burned the block down. At least twice.” — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“Come hell or high water, I will separate you from your man-business. I don't care how, or if you kill me. If… — Nicole Peeler Hell Or High Water Copy Share Image
“Can I have this?" Iris asked in her honeydew voice, holding up one of the novels I'd brought her so that Amy… — Nicole Peeler Books Copy Share Image
“Who tries? You try, your dad tries, average people try. And for their attempts at goodness, average people are mugged by strangers,… — Nicole Peeler Ur Dad Copy Share Image
“Um....milk. Yes, I believe I do have milk. In the fridge," Anyn replied, remarkably cordial for someone who'd just been cock-blocked by… — Nicole Peeler Anyan Copy Share Image