“I wanted to pull out his toenails and poke them in his eyeballs.” — Nicole Peeler Eyeballs Copy Share Image
“He chose to eat his tart off my thighs, which I think we both enjoyed.” — Nicole Peeler Tart Copy Share Image
“Why should a deal breaker for you be an acceptable compromise for me?” — Nicole Peeler Acceptable Copy Share Image
“So, like, Zeus was just some great big preternatural baby-daddy?” — Nicole Peeler Baby daddy Copy Share Image
“Oh gods, Jane, the answer to all those questions is you. You turn me on; you’re what I want; you make me… — Nicole Peeler Fuck Copy Share Image
“I’ve not only been around the block, but I’ve burned the block down. At least twice.” — Nicole Peeler Burned Copy Share Image
“Sorry, no. I'm Magog, and I'm a raven. Not a selkie." she said, in a singsong accent I recognized as Welsh from… — Nicole Peeler Welsh Copy Share Image
“But the next noise to echo through the hall was one I was pretty sure I recognized. It was the unmistakable sound… — Nicole Peeler Unmistakable Copy Share Image
“He had this domineering way about him that totally ketchuped my tater tots—it was like he knew what I wanted more than… — Nicole Peeler Knew Wanted Copy Share Image
“...some heroes are born. Some are made. And some are bribed with promises of food and sex.” — Nicole Peeler Hero Copy Share Image
“Your mother and I had a child because we wanted to share our love with someone, not because we wanted a nurse… — Nicole Peeler Care Copy Share Image
“Somewhere squidgy. Your belly, maybe?” “I can’t believe you called my belly ‘squidgy.’ It’s not squidgy, it’s pillowy. And sexy!” — Nicole Peeler Belly Copy Share Image
“Seriously, you’re so old. What did people do for dates when you were a puppy? If you club me over the head… — Nicole Peeler History Copy Share Image
“I do know you're nothing like him. But you're still…still a lot. A lot to handle. I don't mean your junk, obviously,… — Nicole Peeler Anyan Copy Share Image
“These shirts are perfectly serviceable.” I rolled my eyes. “Serviceable? Anyan, I get it that you’re utilitarian. If we were in the… — Nicole Peeler Old Country Copy Share Image
“...But I don't want you to be afraid to take risks. If it's worth it...If the person in his eyes is the… — Nicole Peeler Afraid Copy Share Image
“I never meant that," [Anyan] said, eventually. "I've never thought you were pathetic and I don't consider you half of anything." His… — Nicole Peeler Looked Face Copy Share Image
“Did you take your sassy pills tonight, Jules?” “Seriously, Jane. I will cut a bitch.” “Where did you even learn that expression?… — Nicole Peeler Rupaul'S Drag Race Copy Share Image
“I can always count on you to say something sexy,” he said. I blushed. “I know. I’m very smooth.” “You are smooth,”… — Nicole Peeler Gaze Copy Share Image
“I grumbled, completely convinced that Jarl was responsible for everything nasty, up to and including the flu, pigeons, and the relative inaccessibility… — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“The thing is, Iris, I've never liked the idea of compromise. In films and in stories people who love each other —… — Nicole Peeler Compromise Copy Share Image
“She liked a very particular kind of plot: the sort where the pirate kidnaps some virgin damsel, rapes her into loving him,… — Nicole Peeler American war Copy Share Image
“I'd just met a talking garden gnome and the nightmare version of My Little Pony.” — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“My libido was doing the humpy dance while dressed in Milkbone pasties and a thong.” — Nicole Peeler Dance Copy Share Image
“It was when he was so casually clever, however, that I wanted to pickle his gherkin.” — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“You’re the champion, I reminded myself. You have to fight a dragon. You’re not allowed to be scared of a penis.” — Nicole Peeler Fight Dragon Copy Share Image
“Um…milk. Yes, I believe I do have milk. In the fridge," Anyn replied, remarkably cordial for someone who'd just been cock-blocked by… — Nicole Peeler Anyan Copy Share Image
“Who tries? You try, your dad tries, average people try. And for their attempts at goodness, average people are mugged by strangers,… — Nicole Peeler Ur Dad Copy Share Image
“Can I have this?" Iris asked in her honeydew voice, holding up one of the novels I'd brought her so that Amy… — Nicole Peeler Asked Copy Share Image
“I just think you should concentrate more on what you are good at, and the strengths you already have, instead of worrying… — Nicole Peeler Changing Yourself Copy Share Image
“So, once again, I ignored my poor, repressed libido--which was currently clamoring for me to lure Ryu behind the counter and knock… — Nicole Peeler Ignored Copy Share Image
“Come hell or high water, I will separate you from your man-business. I don't care how, or if you kill me. If… — Nicole Peeler Separate Copy Share Image
“Besides, there’s no issue. Not yet, at least. Ryu’s in Boston; I’m in Rockabill; Anyan is in absentia. So I’ll just keep… — Nicole Peeler Ignoring Copy Share Image
“Then again, I threatened if my stomach got my head chopped off I'd never feed it again.” — Nicole Peeler Threatened Copy Share Image
“They were paragons of conservative propriety in public, but in private they swung like pinatas.” — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
![“I never meant that," [Anyan] said, eventually. "I've never thought you were pathetic and I don't consider you half of anything." His voice was sad, the tone familiar yet unidentifiable that I wanted to scream. "You're Jane," he concluded, "and that's enough." He looked over at me, his face…” quote by Nicole Peeler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/a59/nicole-peeler-12432_quote_i-never-meant-that-anyan-said-eventually_1829839.jpg)
