“Sorry, no. I'm Magog, and I'm a raven. Not a selkie." she said, in a singsong accent I recognized as Welsh from… — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“Your mother and I had a child because we wanted to share our love with someone, not because we wanted a nurse… — Nicole Peeler Children Copy Share Image
“I can always count on you to say something sexy,” he said. I blushed. “I know. I’m very smooth.” “You are smooth,”… — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“I just think you should concentrate more on what you are good at, and the strengths you already have, instead of worrying… — Nicole Peeler Changing Yourself Copy Share Image
“These shirts are perfectly serviceable.” I rolled my eyes. “Serviceable? Anyan, I get it that you’re utilitarian. If we were in the… — Nicole Peeler Old Country Copy Share Image
“Did you take your sassy pills tonight, Jules?” “Seriously, Jane. I will cut a bitch.” “Where did you even learn that expression?… — Nicole Peeler Rupaul'S Drag Race Copy Share Image
“I'd just met a talking garden gnome and the nightmare version of My Little Pony.” — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“...some heroes are born. Some are made. And some are bribed with promises of food and sex.” — Nicole Peeler Hero Copy Share Image
“It was when he was so casually clever, however, that I wanted to pickle his gherkin.” — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“Besides, there’s no issue. Not yet, at least. Ryu’s in Boston; I’m in Rockabill; Anyan is in absentia. So I’ll just keep… — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“My libido was doing the humpy dance while dressed in Milkbone pasties and a thong.” — Nicole Peeler Dance Copy Share Image
“Why should a deal breaker for you be an acceptable compromise for me?” — Nicole Peeler Negotiation Copy Share Image
“I never meant that," [Anyan] said, eventually. "I've never thought you were pathetic and I don't consider you half of anything." His… — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“Ryu was being more than a little dramatic, but drama and Ryu went together like cheese and… Well, cheese goes with everything.” — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“I'd managed to snatch a few more hours of rest, which was all I needed, so I felt fine despite our marathon… — Nicole Peeler Sleep Copy Share Image
“I love you, puppy," I told him, just because I could. "You just love my doggie style.” — Nicole Peeler Love Copy Share Image
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“I was with you right up until you said, ‘Bring the pain.’ I’ve only ever brought cookies, or the occasional casserole.” — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“Standing there, I felt almost overwhelmed by the room. It was the ultimate library, heaven for a girl who considered herself a… — Nicole Peeler Books Copy Share Image
“I don't know whether it's because I don't love him, or because I can't love him for demanding something like that from… — Nicole Peeler Life Copy Share Image
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