Quote by Nicole Peeler Download Open image ““I'd just met a talking garden gnome and the nightmare version of My Little Pony.”” — Nicole Peeler ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“But, oh, sweet holy Lord, I would ride that one-legged pony all the way around the corral.” — John Green Copy Share Image
“Oh my God. I've seen him at parties. The things I would do to that boy. I mean, not now that I know you're… — John Green Copy Share Image
“You'd never get tired of a pony. It's a classic. It's, like, the Chanel jacket of toys.” — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
“Okay, fine! Since you don't listen to a goddamn thing I say anyway, here goes: I want a new bed in a big room with carpet instead of concrete. A room with a wall of windows that overlook a garden I planted full of flowers—which would be a miracle, as every houseplant I ever had died. I want to move… — Addison Cain Copy Share
“a rather jolly little pony, quite possibly wearing a straw hat with holes cut out for its ears.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“We cannot admit that we have changed, only that we have dragged a pony by the hooves.” — J. Michael Wahlgren Copy Share Image
“For that pony had got tangled up in the cowboy's heartstrings a heap more than that cowboy wanted to let on, even to himself.… — Will James Copy Share Image
“if he were a pony I would offer him food, stroke his ears and scratch his neck; but he curls his lip at the… — Cathy Cassidy Copy Share Image
“Somewhere squidgy. Your belly, maybe?” “I can’t believe you called my belly ‘squidgy.’ It’s not squidgy, it’s pillowy. And sexy!” — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“She liked a very particular kind of plot: the sort where the pirate kidnaps some virgin damsel, rapes her into loving him, and then… — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“He had this domineering way about him that totally ketchuped my tater tots—it was like he knew what I wanted more than I did.” — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“But the next noise to echo through the hall was one I was pretty sure I recognized. It was the unmistakable sound of the… — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“He chose to eat his tart off my thighs, which I think we both enjoyed.” — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“You’re the champion, I reminded myself. You have to fight a dragon. You’re not allowed to be scared of a penis.” — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“The thing is, Iris, I've never liked the idea of compromise. In films and in stories people who love each other — really love… — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“So, once again, I ignored my poor, repressed libido--which was currently clamoring for me to lure Ryu behind the counter and knock him out… — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
