Christmas Quote by Larry Correia Download Open image ““And I want a pony for Christmas,”” — Larry Correia ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Christmas
“You'd never get tired of a pony. It's a classic. It's, like, the Chanel jacket of toys.” — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
“Little kids I don't mind. Every kid wants a pony. It's grown-ups that get my robe in a knot. Stop with the begging, okay?… — Ron Koertge Copy Share Image
“Can I have a pony?” Oh, boy. I think about it for exactly one second. “Absolutely.” She squeezes me tighter and squeals. “Only…don’t tell… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“a rather jolly little pony, quite possibly wearing a straw hat with holes cut out for its ears.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“But, oh, sweet holy Lord, I would ride that one-legged pony all the way around the corral.” — John Green Copy Share Image
“You backbiting, poisonous, treacherous, deceitful, wicked, clever girl. If this works I'll buy you a pony.” — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Okay, fine! Since you don't listen to a goddamn thing I say anyway, here goes: I want a new bed in a big room… — Addison Cain Copy Share Image
“- Don't get high and mighty with me with what you think you can do. - Remember that time I destroyed linear time? -Well...” — Larry Correia Copy Share Image
“Aspiring authors, get this through your head. Cover art serves one purpose, and one purpose only, to get potential customers interested long enough to… — Larry Correia Copy Share Image
“I’d tell you to be careful, but I know you’ve got eyes in the back of your head.” “Tried that once. Too disorienting.” “You’re… — Larry Correia Copy Share Image
“The Healing spells on his chest were certainly earning their keep tonight. Sullivan got to his feet. The lack of noise from the courtyard… — Larry Correia Copy Share Image
“Their patch was a molecule with fangs under the words exite! chemicus sum! Which was Latin for, Back off, man! I'm a scientist!” — Larry Correia Copy Share Image
“Personally, that would strike me as kind of weird, except I’m talking to Frankenstein’s monster who was just dismantled by my werewolf boss before… — Larry Correia Copy Share Image
“Last time MCB was out here was when a hard rain revealed one of their experiments. A deer was exposed to it and grew… — Larry Correia Copy Share Image
“There are three kinds of people in the world: people who can't believe anything, suckers who believe everything, and a few of us who… — Larry Correia Copy Share Image
“I think that the law isn’t about words on paper. It’s about doing what’s right,” — Larry Correia Copy Share Image
“they will reflexively demand that somebody do something. The worst among us always see this as an opportunity for political gain. The facts don’t… — Larry Correia Copy Share Image
The notion of a non-religious Christmas is ridiculous. But so is the insistence on the part of Christians that politicians and retailers carry out… — Rachel Campos-Duffy Copy Share Image
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. — Bernard Manning Copy Share Image
May you have the spirit of Christmas which is Peace, the gladness of Christmas which is Hope, and the Heart of Christmas which is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To my future children; you will know the true meaning of Christmas just not you get gifts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace is going to shoot Santa Claus just before a… — Al Smith Copy Share Image
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“I stopped keeping an eye out for Santa Claus on Christmas Eve because, when I was five, my mother told me that Santa was… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
Christmas is the only time of year where you get to experience a truly, truly indulgent potato. — CMAT Copy Share Image
Since I was 15, I have not spent a Christmas or a New Year with my family. — Toby Alderweireld Copy Share Image
Hark the herald angels sing, 'Glory to the new-born king.' Peace on earth, and mercy mild, God and sinners reconciled! — Charles Wesley Copy Share Image
