Rupaul'S Drag Race Quote by Nicole Peeler

“Somewhere squidgy. Your belly, maybe?” “I can’t believe you called my belly ‘squidgy.’ It’s not squidgy, it’s pillowy. And sexy!”

— Nicole Peeler

“So, like, Zeus was just some great big preternatural baby-daddy?”

— Nicole Peeler

“She liked a very particular kind of plot: the sort where the pirate kidnaps some virgin damsel, rapes her into loving him, and then…

— Nicole Peeler

“He had this domineering way about him that totally ketchuped my tater tots—it was like he knew what I wanted more than I did.”

— Nicole Peeler

“I was pretty sure I'd just had a nerdgasm.”

— Nicole Peeler

“But the next noise to echo through the hall was one I was pretty sure I recognized. It was the unmistakable sound of the…

— Nicole Peeler

“If I pee my pants I am going to be so pissed.”

— Nicole Peeler

“He chose to eat his tart off my thighs, which I think we both enjoyed.”

— Nicole Peeler

“You’re the champion, I reminded myself. You have to fight a dragon. You’re not allowed to be scared of a penis.”

— Nicole Peeler

“The thing is, Iris, I've never liked the idea of compromise. In films and in stories people who love each other — really love…

— Nicole Peeler

“So, once again, I ignored my poor, repressed libido--which was currently clamoring for me to lure Ryu behind the counter and knock him out…

— Nicole Peeler

“I wanted to pull out his toenails and poke them in his eyeballs.”

— Nicole Peeler