Quote by Nicole Peeler Download Open image ““That hair-pulling thing he did really peeled my bananas.”” — Nicole Peeler ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“One time I went to the store to find some bananas, and then they were out of bananas!” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I wanted to peel his cock like a banana and staple it to his hips before pouring acid over it” — Ker Dukey Copy Share Image
“He was on the verge on insanity with one foot on a banana peel...” — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“Nobody peels a banana before stabbing themselves with it. But that’s exactly how I love—dangerously. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I loosen my grip and take a tasteless bite. I don’t like bananas much—they’re so mealy—but they’re a safe fruit to eat, always cleanly… — Corinne Duyvis Copy Share Image
“My banana is decomposing in my pocket. I was happy to see you, but now I’m brown and soft and sort of squishy.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Somewhere squidgy. Your belly, maybe?” “I can’t believe you called my belly ‘squidgy.’ It’s not squidgy, it’s pillowy. And sexy!” — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“She liked a very particular kind of plot: the sort where the pirate kidnaps some virgin damsel, rapes her into loving him, and then… — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“He had this domineering way about him that totally ketchuped my tater tots—it was like he knew what I wanted more than I did.” — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“But the next noise to echo through the hall was one I was pretty sure I recognized. It was the unmistakable sound of the… — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“He chose to eat his tart off my thighs, which I think we both enjoyed.” — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“You’re the champion, I reminded myself. You have to fight a dragon. You’re not allowed to be scared of a penis.” — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“The thing is, Iris, I've never liked the idea of compromise. In films and in stories people who love each other — really love… — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“So, once again, I ignored my poor, repressed libido--which was currently clamoring for me to lure Ryu behind the counter and knock him out… — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
