Assholery Quote by James Alan Gardner

“You might be an asshole… but I want you to be my asshole.”

— Jaclyn Osborn

“Learn to tell assholes that they're assholes.”

— Jamie Holt Sherfy

“Often we have to remind our minds that the job of asshole is already taken.”

— Scott Stabile

“Don’t ever say stuff just because you think you should. That’s the definition of an asshole.”

— Justin Halpern

“Making other people feel like assholes was a terrible way to get them to stop acting like assholes.”

— Cory Doctorow

“If you're an asshole, stay the hell away from me.”

— Calvin Vandegrift

“You can always count on an asshole to be an asshole.”

— Angela S. Choi

“All you’ve done is remind me of what an asshole you are.”

— Morgan Parker

“Yeah. I’m an asshole. But I promise you, when the shit rolls downhill and you need someone with a shovel, I’m an asshole who…

— Lotchie Burton

“You make me want to be less of an asshole.”

— Penny Reid

“Assholes are like weeds, a bitch to get rid of and when you do another one grows back in its place.”

— Jonathan Kellerman

“The definition of an asshole is a guy who doesn't believe what he's seeing. And you can quote me.”

— Richard Bachman