Asshole Quote by Scott Stabile Download Open image ““Often we have to remind our minds that the job of asshole is already taken.”” — Scott Stabile ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Asshole Asshole Taken Funny Job Asshole Minds Job Psychology Remind Minds Truth
“I like people thinking I'm an asshole. Being an asshole is my life's vocation; I'm a goddamned asshole professional.” — James Alan Gardner Copy Share Image
“The world is not full of assholes. But, they are strategically placed so that you'll come across one every day.” –Unknown” — Genna Rulon Copy Share Image
“As with the douchebags of the world, calling an asshole an asshole sometimes is exactly what needs to happen.” — George Takei Copy Share Image
“Sometimes it's best not to examine someone's intentions, and just take them for the asshole they really are.” — Kyle Labe Copy Share Image
“Don’t ever say stuff just because you think you should. That’s the definition of an asshole.” — Justin Halpern Copy Share Image
“Yeah. I’m an asshole. But I promise you, when the shit rolls downhill and you need someone with a shovel, I’m an asshole who… — Lotchie Burton Copy Share Image
“When we take life for granted, we’re assholes. Every day we wake up and the world’s still turning- that’s a great day.” — Edward Lee Copy Share Image
“Every once in awhile try to do something nice for somebody you don't know, even if it's just leaving an opening in traffic for… — Joshua Neik Copy Share Image
“What is true for you? What makes your heart smile? When do you feel most yourself? What do you love to do? Ask yourself… — Scott Stabile Copy Share Image
“I see you. I see your strength and courage, your hesitations and fears. I see the way you love others, and your struggle to… — Scott Stabile Copy Share Image
“Shout out to the noisemakers. Our world needs your voices. Make noise for justice. Make noise for inclusion. Make noise for empathy. Make noise… — Scott Stabile Copy Share Image
“If only I could spend all my days surrounded by people brave enough to open their hearts for real.” — Scott Stabile Copy Share Image
“Your past and your pain will certainly impact you, but they don’t have to define you. You get to write your own definition.” — Scott Stabile Copy Share Image
“A little creativity can make something ordinary, extraordinary, and something extraordinary that much more so.” — Scott Stabile Copy Share Image
“You don’t have to do the same things you’ve always done, if it no longer feels good to do them. Give yourself permission to… — Scott Stabile Copy Share Image
“I've wasted a lot of time in my life waiting for good things to happen, rather than acting to make them happen. What I've… — Scott Stabile Copy Share Image
“Friends...we can paralyze ourselves with the need to have all the details in order, with the desire to know all of the hows, with… — Scott Stabile Copy Share Image
“Let's never stop holding each other's hands. We all need to have our hand held sometimes.” — Scott Stabile Copy Share Image
Hated By many Trash Talked By Many Guess How Many Fucks I Give Its Less Than One Asshole — Karal Copy Share Image
When someone describes themself as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
“The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“When she had asked him how he was able to kill two men with his bare hands, he had gone into asshole mode, telling… — Brad Taylor Copy Share Image
“It was official. I was an asshole with a permanently broken heart.” — Madeline Sheehan Copy Share Image
“Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his asshole to talk? His whole abdomen would move up and down, you dig,… — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
“She really liked you, Noah,' 'Yeah, well, maybe I'm just an asshole.' I realize my hand is still in his hair and I retract… — Becky Wicks Copy Share Image
