Change Quote by Lotchie Burton

“Don't let the assholes grind you down.”

— Stephen Coonts

“You might be an asshole… but I want you to be my asshole.”

— Jaclyn Osborn

“Assholes are like weeds, a bitch to get rid of and when you do another one grows back in its place.”

— Jonathan Kellerman

“You really can’t help being an asshole, can you?” “I probably could, but it’s not worth the effort.”

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“Often we have to remind our minds that the job of asshole is already taken.”

— Scott Stabile

“All you’ve done is remind me of what an asshole you are.”

— Morgan Parker

“If you're an asshole, stay the hell away from me.”

— Calvin Vandegrift

“If you work with great people, it will be a great experience. Even if you're shoveling shit.”

— Jen Sincero

“Don’t ever say stuff just because you think you should. That’s the definition of an asshole.”

— Justin Halpern

“I like people thinking I'm an asshole. Being an asshole is my life's vocation; I'm a goddamned asshole professional.”

— James Alan Gardner

“You can always count on an asshole to be an asshole.”

— Angela S. Choi

“You make me want to be less of an asshole.”

— Penny Reid