Quote by Sherrilyn Kenyon

“You might be an asshole… but I want you to be my asshole.”

— Jaclyn Osborn

“Don’t ever say stuff just because you think you should. That’s the definition of an asshole.”

— Justin Halpern

“There’s pretty much no way for me to answer that without sounding like an asshole, so maybe you could do me a solid and…

— Alex Potvin

“Yeah. I’m an asshole. But I promise you, when the shit rolls downhill and you need someone with a shovel, I’m an asshole who…

— Lotchie Burton

“You’re stuck with yourself for the rest of your life, and now you know, beyond a doubt, that you’re an asshole.”

— Graham Parke

“You make me want to be less of an asshole.”

— Penny Reid

“Sometimes it's best not to examine someone's intentions, and just take them for the asshole they really are.”

— Kyle Labe

“Are you trying to find some sort of reason that I've become such an asshole? The reason is... I'm an asshole. There are some…

— Courtney Cole

“Making other people feel like assholes was a terrible way to get them to stop acting like assholes.”

— Cory Doctorow

“You mean beyond the obvious drawbacks of being involved with a self-proclaimed and unapologetic asshole?”

— Qwen Salsbury

“You can always count on an asshole to be an asshole.”

— Angela S. Choi

“You’re already an asshole. Don’t be a gaping one.”

— The Coquette