Asshole Quote by Sherrilyn Kenyon Download Open image ““So, slim who is this designer asshole?" Falcyn "That's Mr. Asshole to you Dragon.”” — Sherrilyn Kenyon ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Asshole Asshole Dragon Asshole Falcyn Designer Asshole Dragonsworn Funny as hell Mr Asshole
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Grandma, please. It’s okay. Dad’s doing a great job. I give him kudos for at least being calm and rational, and not losing his… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I just can’t, Nick, okay? Now, please give me a second to lie here in silence and bleed.” – Caleb — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
It's easy to make mistakes. It's living with the consequences of them that's the hardest. — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“I don't know," Valerius said. " I hear some godawful kind of music from outside, horns blaring, and I'm in a house with a… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Got to say, dying would really wreck my best day. Been there, done that, and now that I think about it, Artemis forgot to… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
May the gods have mercy on whoever pisses them off, because Zarek and Jericho will have none for them. (Madoc) You’d better be glad… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Careful, human,” Hauk warned, showing Darling his fangs. “I might get hungry one of these nights and decide we no longer need a weaptech.”… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Be that as it may, we do need you in particular to complete this assignment. (Syd) What is it with you government assholes that… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
The only way to have eternal love is to never let your heart forget what it’s like to live without it. — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“I'm only one kill away from Command Assassin. Be a damn shame for that kill to be you" (Darion)” — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I’m getting all warm and fuzzy inside at the prospect of these demon things roaming the street, preying on us. (Tate) — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Hated By many Trash Talked By Many Guess How Many Fucks I Give Its Less Than One Asshole — Karal Copy Share Image
When someone describes themself as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
“The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“When she had asked him how he was able to kill two men with his bare hands, he had gone into asshole mode, telling… — Brad Taylor Copy Share Image
“It was official. I was an asshole with a permanently broken heart.” — Madeline Sheehan Copy Share Image
“Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his asshole to talk? His whole abdomen would move up and down, you dig,… — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
“She really liked you, Noah,' 'Yeah, well, maybe I'm just an asshole.' I realize my hand is still in his hair and I retract… — Becky Wicks Copy Share Image