Quote by George Takei

“You can always count on an asshole to be an asshole.”

— Angela S. Choi

“Often we have to remind our minds that the job of asshole is already taken.”

— Scott Stabile

“Don’t ever say stuff just because you think you should. That’s the definition of an asshole.”

— Justin Halpern

“Learn to tell assholes that they're assholes.”

— Jamie Holt Sherfy

“The function of assholes in the world, just like the asshole we all have, is to spread shit around.”

— Kevin Hearne

“The world is not full of assholes.  But, they are strategically placed so that you'll come across one every day.”  –Unknown”

— Genna Rulon

“All you’ve done is remind me of what an asshole you are.”

— Morgan Parker

“WHAT'S WRONG WITH ASSHOLES, BABY? YOU'VE GOT AN ASSHOLE, I'VE GOT AN ASSHOLE! YOU GO TO THE STORE AND BUY A PORTERHOUSE STEAK, THAT…

— Charles Bukowski

“The definition of an asshole is a guy who doesn't believe what he's seeing. And you can quote me.”

— Richard Bachman

“Making other people feel like assholes was a terrible way to get them to stop acting like assholes.”

— Cory Doctorow

“Sometimes it's best not to examine someone's intentions, and just take them for the asshole they really are.”

— Kyle Labe

“The function of assholes in the world, just like the asshole we all have, is to spread shit around. They are loathsome and dirty…

— Kevin Hearne