Quote by Kevin Hearne

“The function of assholes in the world, just like the asshole we all have, is to spread shit around. They are loathsome and dirty…

— Kevin Hearne

“The world is not full of assholes.  But, they are strategically placed so that you'll come across one every day.”  –Unknown”

— Genna Rulon

“World is so beautiful, but alas! There are so many assholes.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

“As with the douchebags of the world, calling an asshole an asshole sometimes is exactly what needs to happen.”

— George Takei

“I'm surrounded by assholes!”

— Mike Sasso

“Assholes are like weeds, a bitch to get rid of and when you do another one grows back in its place.”

— Jonathan Kellerman

“Learn to tell assholes that they're assholes.”

— Jamie Holt Sherfy

“WHAT'S WRONG WITH ASSHOLES, BABY? YOU'VE GOT AN ASSHOLE, I'VE GOT AN ASSHOLE! YOU GO TO THE STORE AND BUY A PORTERHOUSE STEAK, THAT…

— Charles Bukowski

“Whenever your in shit theres an asshole behind it.”

— Tony Arauz

“There are assholes among us, good people, try not to step in their shit...it's deep”

— Emma Paul

“Assumptions are for assholes.”

— Katelin LaMontagne

“Making other people feel like assholes was a terrible way to get them to stop acting like assholes.”

— Cory Doctorow