Quote by Mike Sasso

“World is so beautiful, but alas! There are so many assholes.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

“Learn to tell assholes that they're assholes.”

— Jamie Holt Sherfy

“If you're an asshole, stay the hell away from me.”

— Calvin Vandegrift

“Whenever your in shit theres an asshole behind it.”

— Tony Arauz

“All men are assholes.”

— Lisa Sanchez

“You might be an asshole… but I want you to be my asshole.”

— Jaclyn Osborn

“The function of assholes in the world, just like the asshole we all have, is to spread shit around.”

— Kevin Hearne

I knew it... I'm surrounded by assholes!

— Mel Brooks

“The world is not full of assholes.  But, they are strategically placed so that you'll come across one every day.”  –Unknown”

— Genna Rulon

“Don't let the assholes grind you down.”

— Stephen Coonts

“Assholes are like weeds, a bitch to get rid of and when you do another one grows back in its place.”

— Jonathan Kellerman

“WHAT'S WRONG WITH ASSHOLES, BABY? YOU'VE GOT AN ASSHOLE, I'VE GOT AN ASSHOLE! YOU GO TO THE STORE AND BUY A PORTERHOUSE STEAK, THAT…

— Charles Bukowski