Funny Quote by Mel Brooks Download Open image “I knew it... I'm surrounded by assholes!” — Mel Brooks ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Inspirational Love Success
In all my years here, I don't think I've ever seen quite so many assholes gathered in one place! — The Undertaker Copy Share Image
“The world is not full of assholes. But, they are strategically placed so that you'll come across one every day.” –Unknown” — Genna Rulon Copy Share Image
The world is not full of assholes. But, they are strategically placed so that you'll come across one every day. — Genna Rulon Copy Share Image
Looking back, I realize that my life has been a series of incidents where one person has said to another, "Get this asshole outta… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“WHAT'S WRONG WITH ASSHOLES, BABY? YOU'VE GOT AN ASSHOLE, I'VE GOT AN ASSHOLE! YOU GO TO THE STORE AND BUY A PORTERHOUSE STEAK, THAT… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
The world is full of assholes. What are you doing to make sure you're not one of them? — A.S. King Copy Share Image
Woody Allen is a genius. His films are wonderful. He's poetic, but he's also a critic. He artfully steps back from a social setting… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
Comedy is lively, comedy is joy, and that's what keeps us [people] going, we've got to look forward to little, little happiness's. Little, little… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
All right, I am often brash, rude and brutally direct. Someday I'm going to die and I don't have time to toe-dance around the… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
I don't think in terms of results at all. I think: what next insanity can I shock the world with? — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
My mother is very short - four-eleven. She could walk under tables and never hit her head. — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
The audience. They see the name Mel Brooks, they want something really funny. They don't want to be moved; they don't want to be… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
I realised that all one really had to do was just observe. Observe and slightly exaggerate, and you had comedy. Instead of creating a… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
Look, I really don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive, you got to flap your arms and legs,… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
