Look, I really don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive, you got to flap your arms… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
Look, I don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive you've got to flap your arms and… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
If you're alive, make a lot of noise, because life is the very opposite of death. — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
Never retire! Do what you do and keep doing it. But don't do it on Friday. Take Friday off. Friday, Saturday, and… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
Hope for the Best. Expect the worst. Life is a play. We're unrehearsed. — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
In real life people fart, in the movies, people don't. Why not? Farts are a repressed minority. The mouth gets to say… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
I make people laugh for a living. I believe I can say objectively that what I do I do as well as… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
If you're quiet, you're not living. You've got to be noisy and colorful and lively. — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
Woody Allen is a genius. His films are wonderful. He's poetic, but he's also a critic. He artfully steps back from a social setting… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
Comedy is lively, comedy is joy, and that's what keeps us [people] going, we've got to look forward to little, little happiness's. Little, little… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
All right, I am often brash, rude and brutally direct. Someday I'm going to die and I don't have time to toe-dance around the… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
I don't think in terms of results at all. I think: what next insanity can I shock the world with? — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
My mother is very short - four-eleven. She could walk under tables and never hit her head. — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
The audience. They see the name Mel Brooks, they want something really funny. They don't want to be moved; they don't want to be… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
I realised that all one really had to do was just observe. Observe and slightly exaggerate, and you had comedy. Instead of creating a… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
Look, I really don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive, you got to flap your arms and legs,… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
