Jared Quote by Katelin LaMontagne Download Open image ““Assumptions are for assholes.”” — Katelin LaMontagne ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.0 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Jared Life
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“What’s wrong with you?” John asks suspiciously. I give him a ‘what chu talkin’ ‘bout Willis?’ look and he explains. “You just woke up.”… — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
“My god, I sound like a chick. I must be suffering the debilitating condition called DIC, Dick In Charge, since obviously he's running the… — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
“She snores, she talks too god damn much, and she tries to cuddle.” John visibly shivers at that, so I nod and continue to… — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
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“Patience is a virtue," she replies. "Why couldn't 'hurry the fuck up' be a virtue?” — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
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“Who the fuck calls their priest when their son is having a crisis?" "I do, now shut up!" Ma answered.” — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
“What’s wrong with you?” John asks suspiciously. I give him a ‘what chu talkin’ ‘bout Willis?’ look and he explains. “You just woke up.”… — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
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“My god, I sound like a chick. I must be suffering the debilitating condition called DIC, Dick In Charge, since obviously he's running the… — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
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