Humor Quote by Katelin LaMontagne

“I'm just a woman with a penis!" she would say, her voice rising.”

— John Irving

“Are you sure you're a girl?" I shrugged, "Most of the time.”

— Gwen Hayes

“I thought he was a woman, but I guess not.”

— Irene Lim

“Was that an orgasm?” she whispers. I imagine she’s smiling against my chest because I can hear it in her voice. She turns her…

— Tammy Falkner

“There are some things a woman can just tell.”

— Kailin Gow

“What was it that marked me as a woman and was I prepared to let it go?”

— Sara Sheridan

“People think I know a lot about women. The truth is, I know how to get them, how to make them laugh, how to…

— Brandon Sanderson

“She leaned in and whispered, “I see why our little Braith likes you.” “Does she?” “Can’t you tell?” “I’m male. I have no idea…

— G.A. Aiken

“She's just a girl." "What am I?" He leaned to his side and ran a hand through my hair. "You're a woman," he said…

— Dina Silver

“She ran her tongue over her bottom lip, a mischievous smile curling her mouth. “Are you . . . are you pregnant, Richard?” “No,”…

— Melanie Moreland

“Who do you think you are?" She sneered. "Are you her lover or something?" I nodded. "Yeah. Wanna watch?”

— S.L. Naeole

“I know, I know, I'm being a girl.”

— Gillian Flynn