Humor Quote by Katelin LaMontagne Download Open image ““You were supposed to be my wingman, not my freaking kamikaze pilot.”” — Katelin LaMontagne ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor John Kamikaze Pilot Supposed Supposed Wingman Wingman Wingman Freaking
“Don't you ever fly away again, Angel. I swear I'll have your wings clipped.” — Erin Noelle Copy Share Image
“Do not waste your life waiting for wings. Trust that you can already fly.” — Audrey Gene Copy Share Image
“You can tuck your head under your wing for a while...and wait out this storm. But you will fly again.” — Connilyn Cossette Copy Share Image
“Are you even listening to yourself right now? You sound like you’re from the nineteen hundreds, not the two thousands." I pointed at the… — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
“What’s wrong with you?” John asks suspiciously. I give him a ‘what chu talkin’ ‘bout Willis?’ look and he explains. “You just woke up.”… — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
“My god, I sound like a chick. I must be suffering the debilitating condition called DIC, Dick In Charge, since obviously he's running the… — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
“She snores, she talks too god damn much, and she tries to cuddle.” John visibly shivers at that, so I nod and continue to… — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
“Sorry, I didn’t know that you had a vagina, I’ll refrain from using vulgar words for now on. How about it smells like pee… — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
“It’s like before when there was a huge pile up on the highway, as soon as you got to the point in the traffic… — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
“Fucking morning people, they just don’t understand what it a chore it is for us normal people to not want to leave our warm… — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
“Patience is a virtue," she replies. "Why couldn't 'hurry the fuck up' be a virtue?” — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
“You do know you’re a woman, right?” I ask. “Are you sure?” Olivia asks with an astonished face. “I thought I had a penis.” — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
“Who the fuck calls their priest when their son is having a crisis?" "I do, now shut up!" Ma answered.” — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
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