“She snores, she talks too god damn much, and she tries to cuddle.” John visibly shivers at that, so I nod and continue to state my grievances. “She’s always in my room, even when I’ve told her to stay the… — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
“Are you even listening to yourself right now? You sound like you’re from the nineteen hundreds, not the two thousands." I pointed at the bed. "That thing has been laid straight more times than should be possible, but she managed it somehow; since she could sink the Titanic between her thighs, and still have room. Not to mention that they… — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share
“What’s wrong with you?” John asks suspiciously. I give him a ‘what chu talkin’ ‘bout Willis?’ look and he explains. “You just woke up.”… — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
“My god, I sound like a chick. I must be suffering the debilitating condition called DIC, Dick In Charge, since obviously he's running the… — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
“She snores, she talks too god damn much, and she tries to cuddle.” John visibly shivers at that, so I nod and continue to… — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
“Sorry, I didn’t know that you had a vagina, I’ll refrain from using vulgar words for now on. How about it smells like pee… — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
“You were supposed to be my wingman, not my freaking kamikaze pilot.” — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
“It’s like before when there was a huge pile up on the highway, as soon as you got to the point in the traffic… — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
“Fucking morning people, they just don’t understand what it a chore it is for us normal people to not want to leave our warm… — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
“Patience is a virtue," she replies. "Why couldn't 'hurry the fuck up' be a virtue?” — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
“You do know you’re a woman, right?” I ask. “Are you sure?” Olivia asks with an astonished face. “I thought I had a penis.” — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
