“You’re not so much of a shmuck after all, Jarry.” “Thanks, PITA. But you tell anyone that I’m going soft, and I’ll deny it with my last breath.” “Would I do that?” Sarah asks with what she attempts to be… — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
“Are you even listening to yourself right now? You sound like you’re from the nineteen hundreds, not the two thousands." I pointed at the bed. "That thing has been laid straight more times than should be possible, but she managed it somehow; since she could sink the Titanic between her thighs, and still have room. Not to mention that they… — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share
“What’s wrong with you?” John asks suspiciously. I give him a ‘what chu talkin’ ‘bout Willis?’ look and he explains. “You just woke up.”… — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
“My god, I sound like a chick. I must be suffering the debilitating condition called DIC, Dick In Charge, since obviously he's running the… — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
“She snores, she talks too god damn much, and she tries to cuddle.” John visibly shivers at that, so I nod and continue to state my grievances. “She’s always in my room, even when I’ve told her to stay the fuck out on multiple occasions. If she’s not in my room, she’s dogging my every step, or in my freaking… — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share
“Sorry, I didn’t know that you had a vagina, I’ll refrain from using vulgar words for now on. How about it smells like pee pee and poo poo, with a little bit of spew, is that better?” “You’re a real character, you know that?” “Thanks, I try,” she says. “Now, let’s get the shi-stuff and get out of here.” “Fine,”… — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share
“You were supposed to be my wingman, not my freaking kamikaze pilot.” — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
“It’s like before when there was a huge pile up on the highway, as soon as you got to the point in the traffic… — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
“Fucking morning people, they just don’t understand what it a chore it is for us normal people to not want to leave our warm… — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
“Patience is a virtue," she replies. "Why couldn't 'hurry the fuck up' be a virtue?” — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
“You do know you’re a woman, right?” I ask. “Are you sure?” Olivia asks with an astonished face. “I thought I had a penis.” — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
