Jared Quote by Katelin LaMontagne Download Open image ““I'll be your shovel.”” — Katelin LaMontagne ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Jared Romance
“If you work with great people, it will be a great experience. Even if you're shoveling shit.” — Jen Sincero Copy Share Image
“Hand me a shovel, he thought. I'm getting tired of digging this hole for myself with my bare hands. -Ben” — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
“Stick a shovel in the ground almost anywhere and some horrible thing or other will come to light.” — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“The way to quit digging holes is to get rid of the shovels and stay away from the dirt.” — Craig D. Lounsbrough Copy Share Image
“I know the drill, Clark. But I'll be gone for four years. Will you just hold me tonight? Just spooning, no forking.” — Cardeno C Copy Share Image
“Are you even listening to yourself right now? You sound like you’re from the nineteen hundreds, not the two thousands." I pointed at the… — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
“What’s wrong with you?” John asks suspiciously. I give him a ‘what chu talkin’ ‘bout Willis?’ look and he explains. “You just woke up.”… — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
“My god, I sound like a chick. I must be suffering the debilitating condition called DIC, Dick In Charge, since obviously he's running the… — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
“She snores, she talks too god damn much, and she tries to cuddle.” John visibly shivers at that, so I nod and continue to… — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
“Sorry, I didn’t know that you had a vagina, I’ll refrain from using vulgar words for now on. How about it smells like pee… — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
“You were supposed to be my wingman, not my freaking kamikaze pilot.” — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
“It’s like before when there was a huge pile up on the highway, as soon as you got to the point in the traffic… — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
“Fucking morning people, they just don’t understand what it a chore it is for us normal people to not want to leave our warm… — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
“Patience is a virtue," she replies. "Why couldn't 'hurry the fuck up' be a virtue?” — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
“You do know you’re a woman, right?” I ask. “Are you sure?” Olivia asks with an astonished face. “I thought I had a penis.” — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
“Who the fuck calls their priest when their son is having a crisis?" "I do, now shut up!" Ma answered.” — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
“What’s wrong with you?” John asks suspiciously. I give him a ‘what chu talkin’ ‘bout Willis?’ look and he explains. “You just woke up.”… — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
“The first touch of his mouth was gentle, light and sweet. Fun fact, Jared put in, Ash wet the bed until he was five.… — Sarah Rees Brennan Copy Share Image
“My god, I sound like a chick. I must be suffering the debilitating condition called DIC, Dick In Charge, since obviously he's running the… — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
“He punched me in the face," Ash said, who understandably did not seem to find the situation humorous at all. "And then he yelled… — Sarah Rees Brennan Copy Share Image
“She snores, she talks too god damn much, and she tries to cuddle.” John visibly shivers at that, so I nod and continue to… — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
“I can’t change the past, Tate. I wish I could, because I’d go back and relive every day that I existed without you, and… — Penelope Douglas Copy Share Image
“There's a card up in your little sweetshop advertising Pomeranian cross puppies free to a good home," he observed. "What's your point?" "I'm not… — Sarah Rees Brennan Copy Share Image
“My name is Jared Howe. I haven't spoken to another human being in more than two years, so I'm sure I must seem... a… — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
“I'm not calling you that," she announced flatly. "It's too weird. I'm going to call you Carl." "I don't want you to call me… — Sarah Rees Brennan Copy Share Image
“My current verdict would be: Crazy Eyes. Nice Ass." "I think I want that on my tombstone.” — Sarah Rees Brennan Copy Share Image
“Laughter can cure anything, when you laugh, it pushes the darkness out of your soul.” — Micalea Smeltzer Copy Share Image
