Humor Quote by Cardeno C

“I am forever engaged in a silent battle in my head over whether or not to lift the fork to my mouth...”

— Jena Morrow

“dig your grave with your knife and fork.”

— Nancy Clark

“I already feel like I'm on the edge of shattering into a million pieces. One little shove and I'm not sure how long it…

— Alexa Riley

“I'll be your shovel.”

— Katelin LaMontagne

“Spoons are excellent. Sort of like forks, only not as stabby.”

— Neil Gaiman

“I wonder now what it was like living for four years, not wanting to, only waiting for your hold to weaken so you could…

— Shirley Ann Grau

“Mr. Williquosi, I didn’t mean to stab you in your gums with your fork. I was merely trying to spoon-feed you information.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The sharp knife of a short life, well I've had, just enough time.”

— Kimberly Perry

“A Spoon swoon, if you will.”

— Harlan Coben

“With every shovelful, it's like we're traveling back in time. Where no one has gone for centuries...or maybe never gone before.”

— Roderick Gordon Williams

“Whenever you come upon a fork in the road DON'T put it in your mouth! You don't know where it's been.”

— G. R. Paskoff

“Sharp like a spoon, that one. Anyway,”

— Ethan Cross