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Toby smiled and started to speak, but Josh adjusted his hold on Tank and reached back, covering Toby's mouth. "Wait," Grace said. "I think…

— Jill Shalvis

“You're funny.' Phoebe passed me the last chocolate cupcake. 'And I always thought your friends were laughing over their own farts.' 'Ninety percent of…

— Robyn Schneider

“That was *not* a joke, she said in mock disapproval. So you have no business to laugh. It is very sad when people don't…

— D.E. Stevenson

“ Henry Denton: You Brits really don't have a sense of humor do you? Elsie: We do if something's funny, sir.”

— Julian Fellowes

“We laughed. Ha, ha, we went. Ha, ha, ha. I’m not laughing now. Never has a joke filled me with such nausea and paranoia…

— Nick Hornby

“That is a fart without wind…" in reference to when you can't back up what you say. very funny.”

— Faye Kellerman

“And we took off-whoosh-into the night. Through the clouds, we hurtled up into the sky. And this man farted. I will never forget it…

— Billy Connolly

“Sometimes I think hanging out with boys would be an awful lot simpler. And then I remember how much they like to make fart…

— Lauren Henderson

“He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke.”

— Carroll Bryant

“Fuck me,' I said to Toby. 'We're living in Isengard.”

— Ben Aaronovitch

“I had no idea he thought he was funny, tried to be funny, or actually is funny until he made me laugh so hard…

— Jarod Kintz

“On his way out he turned and said, "And don't put a bunch of bullshit in my mouth, or get cute and try to…

— David Wong