Quote by Faye Kellerman Download Open image ““That is a fart without wind....." in reference to when you can't back up what you say. very funny.”” — Faye Kellerman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“Roiters said, “I always felt that the kid had blood on his hands.” — Faye Kellerman Copy Share Image
“her legs around his waist. “Do it.” He closed his eyes, losing himself in elation as he entered another universe. Her flesh around him—warm,” — Faye Kellerman Copy Share Image
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“You’ve got a good side?” “I do. I just don’t use it too often. My bad side’s so much more fun.” — Faye Kellerman Copy Share Image
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In life, periods of solitude were blessings. Dying alone was a bitter curse. — Faye Kellerman Copy Share Image
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“THE DESCENT SEEMED faster than the ascent: standard in travel as well as in life.” — Faye Kellerman Copy Share Image
What's the difference between a classical guitar and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four. — Faye Kellerman Copy Share Image