Politics Quote by Jarod Kintz

“That is a fart without wind…" in reference to when you can't back up what you say. very funny.”

— Faye Kellerman

“The wind blows wild and i may move, politicians lie and i am not fooled you don't need a razor or a three piece…

— Brett Dennen

“I know I’m sort of farting into the wind on this. But I hope you’ll fart along with me. I’ve always believed that it’s…

— Al Franken

“There’s a faint whiff of feces wafting up my nostrils. But that’s natural, because I just walked past a politician.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Politically, Republicans and Democrats are at opposite ends. One’s a burp and the other’s a fart.”

— Jarod Kintz

“And like a fart in the wind, I was gone.”

— Rob Aspinall

“It didn't amount to a fart in a windstorm, nohow.”

— Ferrol Sams

“When I burp I’m not just pushing polluted air into the world—no, I’m espousing my belief on the true nature of politicians.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Take care not to spit against the wind!”

— Friedrich Nietzsche

“He gave out a victory-fart, but although this one was long and smelly, it was silent. His asshole was now a broken squeeze-box that…

— Stephen King

“A politician’s word is like a thick tree branch, and the people are all hanging on it. Well, I’ve got noose for you, politicians…

— Jarod Kintz

“Words are wind, and the only good wind is that which fills our sails.”

— George R.R. Martin