Faith Quote by Jarod Kintz

“You maybe able to fool the voters, but not the atmosphere.”

— Donella Meadows

“I don’t break wind—I repair it. I am the anti politician, because when one speaks, he farts through his mouth, and the people always…

— Jarod Kintz

“Every eight years, the people swallow some politician hook, line, and sinker and make him president. They hold him on the political stomach for…

— Erle Stanley Gardner

“Most politicians are like hurricanes. They know their path and their destination. Woe to anyone standing on their way!”

— Bangambiki Habyarimana

“Politicians are played by what they say and they don't do”

— Michelangelo Saez

“There’s a faint whiff of feces wafting up my nostrils. But that’s natural, because I just walked past a politician.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Politically, Republicans and Democrats are at opposite ends. One’s a burp and the other’s a fart.”

— Jarod Kintz

“There’s nothing special about politicians as people. Now as animals, they’d be extraordinary for their ability to be intelligent enough (barely) to be potty…

— Jarod Kintz

“I'm not a politician," he told me. "I keep my mouth shut because I don't want to put my foot in it. But at…

— Barney Hoskyns

“Are you a politician? I hate politicians, he said. And, in any case, there's no such thing anymore: only sycophants and dissidents.”

— Daniel Alarcon

“The wind blows wild and i may move, politicians lie and i am not fooled you don't need a razor or a three piece…

— Brett Dennen

“People don't have the imagination to understand politicians. People are too innocent”

— Halldór Laxness