Politics Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Politicians are a lot like diapers. They should be changed frequently, and for the same reasons.”

— Mark Twain

How right politicians are to look upon their constituents as cattle! Anyone who has any experience of dealing with any class as such knows…

— Aleister Crowley

“The problem with all politicians is that they are human.”

— Steven Ivy - Attorney Entrepreneur

“I once saw a politician walking a dog, and I thought, “How absurd—an animal walking an animal.” Then I thought, “If given the choice,…

— Jarod Kintz

“Politicians are like dogs... Their life expectancy is too short for a commitment to be bearable”

— Henry Kissinger

“Politicians should be changed regularly, like diapers, and for the same reason.”

— Richard Davies

“Though my stomach is only the size of a pea, I could eat two politicians’ brains.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I ran over some dog poop on my drive home last night. But I didn’t feel bad, because I didn’t vote for that particular…

— Jarod Kintz

Politicians were like talking dogs in a circus: the fact that they existed was uncommonly interesting, but no sane person would actually believe what…

— Alan Furst

A politician is an animal which can sit on a fence and yet keep both ears to the ground.

— H. L. Mencken

“People don't have the imagination to understand politicians. People are too innocent”

— Halldór Laxness

“Most politicians are like hurricanes. They know their path and their destination. Woe to anyone standing on their way!”

— Bangambiki Habyarimana