“standing in front of a creeper. I turned round and farted at it, the traditional creeper greeting. A fart is about as… — Diary Wimpy Copy Share Image
“This was bad. Witches could cause a lot of trouble for the village. This was good.” — Diary Wimpy Copy Share Image
“head west. There are a lot of villages over there full of Minecraftians and iron golems. You can spend” — Diary Wimpy Copy Share Image
“As a super villain banished from my village, it wasn’t a problem for me anymore, but mom used to be really annoying… — Diary Wimpy Super villain Copy Share Image
“None of them can think outside of the box. “Too busy!” one said. “Haven’t got time!” said another. “Leave me alone. Can’t… — Diary Wimpy Time Copy Share Image
“Prince Squiddington to be precise. I live in the most beautiful place in all Minecraftia. Under the sea. It’s wonderful down here.… — Diary Wimpy Beautiful place Copy Share Image
“He handed me a card. On it were written the words “Billy Matrix, movie producer.” “Movie producer?” I frowned. “Yes,” he smiled.… — Diary Wimpy Movie Producer Copy Share Image
“He says it’s “not becoming for a young Prince.” What does he know? He is 332 years old. He’s never been young… — Diary Wimpy Life Copy Share Image
“Fizzle. There was a pathetic little sound, a bit like the fart you get when you let air out of a balloon.… — Diary Wimpy Copy Share Image
“You’re just a human, nothing but food for cave spiders,” I replied. “Everybody knows that humans don’t have feelings. Not like cave… — Diary Wimpy Stop trying Copy Share Image
