Movie Producer Quote by Diary Wimpy

“standing in front of a creeper. I turned round and farted at it, the traditional creeper greeting. A fart is about as close as…

— Diary Wimpy

“This was bad. Witches could cause a lot of trouble for the village. This was good.”

— Diary Wimpy

“He might be good, but I’m going to be better.”

— Diary Wimpy

“head west. There are a lot of villages over there full of Minecraftians and iron golems. You can spend”

— Diary Wimpy

“As a super villain banished from my village, it wasn’t a problem for me anymore, but mom used to be really annoying when she…

— Diary Wimpy

“None of them can think outside of the box. “Too busy!” one said. “Haven’t got time!” said another. “Leave me alone. Can’t you see…

— Diary Wimpy

“Prince Squiddington to be precise. I live in the most beautiful place in all Minecraftia. Under the sea. It’s wonderful down here. Everything”

— Diary Wimpy

“He says it’s “not becoming for a young Prince.” What does he know? He is 332 years old. He’s never been young in his…

— Diary Wimpy

“It’s hard to talk when you’ve been killed.”

— Diary Wimpy

“Leave me alone. Can’t you see I’m building a box?”

— Diary Wimpy

“Fizzle. There was a pathetic little sound, a bit like the fart you get when you let air out of a balloon. I stood…

— Diary Wimpy

“You’re just a human, nothing but food for cave spiders,” I replied. “Everybody knows that humans don’t have feelings. Not like cave spiders do.…

— Diary Wimpy