Asshole Quote by Kevin Hearne

“The function of assholes in the world, just like the asshole we all have, is to spread shit around.”

— Kevin Hearne

“The world is not full of assholes.  But, they are strategically placed so that you'll come across one every day.”  –Unknown”

— Genna Rulon

“World is so beautiful, but alas! There are so many assholes.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

“WHAT'S WRONG WITH ASSHOLES, BABY? YOU'VE GOT AN ASSHOLE, I'VE GOT AN ASSHOLE! YOU GO TO THE STORE AND BUY A PORTERHOUSE STEAK, THAT…

— Charles Bukowski

“Aunt Mari says that the assholes in our lives are our biggest blessings." "How so?" "Without them, we'd take the ones who aren't for…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“Ain't never gone to be no asshole shortage. We got oil shortages, grain shortages, coal shortages, every kind of fuckin’ shortage you can think…

— Timothy Hallinan

“Assholes are like weeds, a bitch to get rid of and when you do another one grows back in its place.”

— Jonathan Kellerman

“There are assholes among us, good people, try not to step in their shit...it's deep”

— Emma Paul

“As with the douchebags of the world, calling an asshole an asshole sometimes is exactly what needs to happen.”

— George Takei

“I’m sure you think you’re a very nice guy, but from where I’m sitting at the moment all I see is an asshole. Yes,…

— M.J. Lawless

“Every once in awhile try to do something nice for somebody you don't know, even if it's just leaving an opening in traffic for…

— Joshua Neik

“Are you trying to find some sort of reason that I've become such an asshole? The reason is... I'm an asshole. There are some…

— Courtney Cole