Quote by Timothy Hallinan

“The function of assholes in the world, just like the asshole we all have, is to spread shit around. They are loathsome and dirty…

— Kevin Hearne

“When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes.”

— Henry Miller

“The world is not full of assholes.  But, they are strategically placed so that you'll come across one every day.”  –Unknown”

— Genna Rulon

“The function of assholes in the world, just like the asshole we all have, is to spread shit around.”

— Kevin Hearne

“World is so beautiful, but alas! There are so many assholes.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

“The general problem is that the asshole helps himself to more than his share, or acts out of turn, or sloughs off the burdens…

— Aaron James

“WHAT'S WRONG WITH ASSHOLES, BABY? YOU'VE GOT AN ASSHOLE, I'VE GOT AN ASSHOLE! YOU GO TO THE STORE AND BUY A PORTERHOUSE STEAK, THAT…

— Charles Bukowski

“Often we have to remind our minds that the job of asshole is already taken.”

— Scott Stabile

“Assholes are like weeds, a bitch to get rid of and when you do another one grows back in its place.”

— Jonathan Kellerman

“There are assholes among us, good people, try not to step in their shit...it's deep”

— Emma Paul

“The day when shit becomes worth something, the poor will be born without asses.”

— Gabriel García Márquez

“You can always count on an asshole to be an asshole.”

— Angela S. Choi