“Fucking GUNS are fucking AWESOME and when you SHOOT them at SHIT, they fucking KILL it!” — Etienne Guerin DeForest Guns Copy Share Image
“I’m alive; I’m not gonna try eating your ass, okay? Don’t shoot!” “What… Eat my ASS?” “Sorry, I didn’t mean it like… — Etienne Guerin DeForest Assholery Copy Share Image
“When approaching a prospective human, first ask them what their name is. * If it replies "Brains," blow its fucking head off.… — Etienne Guerin DeForest Approaching Copy Share Image
