Life Quote by Nicola Keegan

“All men are assholes.”

— Lisa Sanchez

“Life is too short to put up with assholes.”

— Robert I. Sutton

“The world is not full of assholes.  But, they are strategically placed so that you'll come across one every day.”  –Unknown”

— Genna Rulon

“The definition of an asshole is a guy who doesn't believe what he's seeing. And you can quote me.”

— Richard Bachman

“When you're a guy you have to act like an asshole sometimes, so that the real asswholes won't bug you.”

— Kelly Easton

“I like people thinking I'm an asshole. Being an asshole is my life's vocation; I'm a goddamned asshole professional.”

— James Alan Gardner

“You can always count on an asshole to be an asshole.”

— Angela S. Choi

“As with the douchebags of the world, calling an asshole an asshole sometimes is exactly what needs to happen.”

— George Takei

“Can’t expect everyone to be on the same page. We’re still humans after all. Some percentage of us are always going to be assholes.”

— James S.A. Corey

“Making other people feel like assholes was a terrible way to get them to stop acting like assholes.”

— Cory Doctorow

“Often we have to remind our minds that the job of asshole is already taken.”

— Scott Stabile

“The worst type of asshole is an asshole who doesn't realize he's an asshole. He's an asshole who honestly thinks he's doing right and…

— Mark W Boyer