I think my idea of retirement might be to one day work a 40-hour week. — Vince McMahon Copy Share Image
Work is against human nature. The proof is that it makes us tired. — Michel Tournier Copy Share Image
It's funny, because when you work on a set, everyone is watching you. You are being observed by everyone. — Emily Blunt Copy Share Image
I work for myself, which is fun. Except when I call in sick, I know I'm lying. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
I'm sorry you think I am a bitch sir... I had every intention of being super awesome today… but unfortunately you pushed… — Rose Etheridge Copy Share Image
Alright look, our policy is, if for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you. — Goodmanb Copy Share Image
Entrepreneurs are willing to work 80 hours a week to avoid working 40 hours a week. — Lori Greiner Copy Share Image
He worked like hell in the country so he could live in the city, where he worked like hell so he could… — Don Marquis Copy Share Image
There's not a single job in this town. There's nothin', nada, zip. Unless you wanna workforty hours a week. — Jeff Daniels Copy Share Image
You should never protest outside a rich guy's home during the day because he's not there. He's at work grinding the faces… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I like to count myself as someone who doesn't follow that stuff and someone who's just trying to invent stories and characters… — Scot Armstrong Copy Share Image
When you go to work, if your name is on the building, you're rich. If your name is on your desk, you're… — Rich Hall Copy Share Image
Movies either work or they don't work and they're either funny or they're not and we work very hard. To achieve that… — Ivan Reitman Copy Share Image
A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to 35 and your job still requires you wear a nametag, you've… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
After you get a job and before you have to do it. Nothing beats that. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Most people like hard work, particularly when they're paying for it. — Elbert Hubbard Copy Share Image
They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it. — Joseph Addison Copy Share Image
Why do people say they wish every day was Friday? If it was always Friday, we'd be here every freakin' day. — Ed Bernard Copy Share Image
If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
The elevator to success is out of order, but the stairs are always open. — Zig Ziglar Copy Share Image
If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock. — Claude Maxwell MacDonald Copy Share Image
People here are funny. They work so hard at living, they forget how to live. — Robert Riskin Copy Share Image
People don't think of their office as a workplace anymore. They think of it as a stationary store with Danish. You want… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I'd love to do something funny. Our work often deals with tough subjects. You do your research and it can be quite… — Adrian Dunbar Copy Share Image
Labor Day is a holiday honoring those who work for a living. Laborious Day is a lesser known holiday honoring those who… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
Whenever I call a company and get put on hold, I never really feel like I'm being held. — Randy Glasbergen Copy Share Image
A foolproof plan for not getting a job - show up for your interview wearing flip flops. — Alan Davies Copy Share Image
