Divine-dantes-quotes Quote by Andrew Barger

“I stumbled in a chlamydia support group and received a standing ovation.”

— Eric W Gagnon

“like my lady parts. I don’t want them all funked up with chlamydia, or worse.”

— Callie Hart

“When I travel, I get lovesick. Well, they call it chlamydia.”

— Jimmy Carr

“I hear they’re all infected with chlamydia, which just goes to show that you really can’t tell who’s got the clam. I mean, look…

— Elle Lothlorien

“There, alone in the sterile room, sitting on a pink vinyl chair that boasts many cracks in its once nice upholster, you wait. You…

— Amanda Steele

“Poppy sighs, shaking her head. "You do realize you just connected the two biggest sluts in The British Isles, right, Brandon?" Hope gasps. "I…

— Nicole Lynne

“Groupies? Did BDSM have groupies?”

— Cherise Sinclair

Well, I have chlamydia. Thanks for this, Mom. Good class.

— Liam Hemsworth

“What’s next to my bed? One night stand, though personally I find them morally outrageous, not to mention the danger from STDs.”

— Jarod Kintz

“With flowers the sex is up-front and x-rated.”

— Harold Davis

“There are so many other fun ways to dishonor the family name that buying girls’ underwear shouldn’t be one of them.”

— Rin Chupeco

“I like sex. Let’s get a group together. You know, for a better discount.”

— Jarod Kintz