“I'm quite certain that if I lost my sense of humor, it would most definitely need to be replaced by a padded… — Comic Strip Mama Copy Share Image
“Shouldn’t you be like heal in a second or something? I thought immoral jerks like you, are immune to pains?” I asked… — Alisonswan Copy Share Image
“Fine," Jeb said curtly, stowing his gun. "But don't test me. I haven't shot anyone in a real long time, and I… — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
“Learn to look up now and then, just in case a piano is falling from overhead.” — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
“may be i am not bless enough to have what i want but may be i am bless enough to have what… — Mid Night Thought Copy Share Image
“There's a reason why most men don't read romance: Romance novels are wish-fulfillment for women. The fictitious men in romance novels fall… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
Don't worry about what I'm doing. I want u to worry about what u're doing... — Unkown Copy Share Image
“Ladies, I have bad news for you. Men are pigs. No really. I know you think you know what I'm talking about… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
Tee-Bagging someone on COD after you kill them to show them who's boss. — Ryan Lewer Copy Share Image
“When value of your words gets lower its time to stay quite and improve your self” — Maulik Shah Copy Share Image
“If you blame gravity for falling in love, even God has the right to laugh at you.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
“I like to go to Starbucks and watch the intellectuals. I observe them and their intellectualness. They in turn observe me drinking… — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
“Sir Humphrey's stories about Africa made Charity feel exactly like one of his stuffed trophy heads -- lifeless and glassy eyed. The… — Elizabeth Jane Howard Copy Share Image
“I used to be a dreamer, but marriage changed all that.” D’Artagnan Bloodhawke” — D'Artagnan Bloodhawke Copy Share Image
“So this is what men are like. Well, that's it, then - I am going to be a lesbian.” — Louise Rennison Angus Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging Copy Share Image
“And how could he know the character of the country? By finding out the sense of humor of the country. For if… — Rebbe Nachman of Breslov Copy Share Image
“he shrugged. "occupational hazard of being a research assistant to a total dick".” — Sylvain Reynard Copy Share Image
