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“If you blame gravity for falling in love, even God has the right to laugh at you.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
“he shrugged. "occupational hazard of being a research assistant to a total dick".” — Sylvain Reynard Copy Share Image
“All I have is me, myself and I and we are all getting really tired of each other.” — Carl White Copy Share Image
“may be i am not bless enough to have what i want but may be i am bless enough to have what… — Mid Night Thought Copy Share Image
“So this is what men are like. Well, that's it, then - I am going to be a lesbian.” — Louise Rennison Angus Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging Copy Share Image
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“Fine," Jeb said curtly, stowing his gun. "But don't test me. I haven't shot anyone in a real long time, and I… — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
“I like to go to Starbucks and watch the intellectuals. I observe them and their intellectualness. They in turn observe me drinking… — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
“And why did men insist on buying the largest size? Didn’t they understand the concept of sizes? Did they think buying a… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“I enjoy self-publishing & sending publishers rejection letters. They're like, 'Who is this guy?' And I'm like, 'the end of your industry.” — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
“Sir Humphrey's stories about Africa made Charity feel exactly like one of his stuffed trophy heads -- lifeless and glassy eyed. The… — Elizabeth Jane Howard Copy Share Image
“The boy scout struggled after her with the bundle that was too heavy for him. Studs watched them, and thought unprintable things… — James Farrell Copy Share Image
“A professional headshot in front of a bookshelf says you're an intellectual. A professional headshot peeking though a bookshelf says you're probably… — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
“And how could he know the character of the country? By finding out the sense of humor of the country. For if… — Rebbe Nachman of Breslov Copy Share Image
“I was tired of this silly joking about my 'speaking countenance'. I could keep a secret as well as anyone. Poirot had… — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
“I suffer from ADDAD… Attention Deficit Doing ANYTHING Disorder! It's where you set a goal to do certain things, then you start… — Comic Strip Mama Copy Share Image
“Shouldn’t you be like heal in a second or something? I thought immoral jerks like you, are immune to pains?” I asked… — Alisonswan Copy Share Image
“There's a reason why most men don't read romance: Romance novels are wish-fulfillment for women. The fictitious men in romance novels fall… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“I used to be a dreamer, but marriage changed all that.” D’Artagnan Bloodhawke” — D'Artagnan Bloodhawke Copy Share Image
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“More women would be feminists but we spotted the haircuts before we joined” — Daily Florence Copy Share Image
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Tee-Bagging someone on COD after you kill them to show them who's boss. — Ryan Lewer Copy Share Image
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