Humor quotes Quote by Claire Zorn

“I'm quite certain that if I lost my sense of humor, it would most definitely need to be replaced by a padded cell.”

— Comic Strip Mama

“If you want God to laugh, tell Him you've found Him a wife.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo

“Shouldn’t you be like heal in a second or something? I thought immoral jerks like you, are immune to pains?” I asked confused. He…

— Alisonswan

“Fine," Jeb said curtly, stowing his gun. "But don't test me. I haven't shot anyone in a real long time, and I sort of…

— Stephenie Meyer

“Learn to look up now and then, just in case a piano is falling from overhead.”

— Richelle E. Goodrich

“may be i am not bless enough to have what i want but may be i am bless enough to have what i need”

— Mid Night Thought

“Handsome Physical Therapist! Oh no!”

— Kye Alfred Hillig

“There's a reason why most men don't read romance: Romance novels are wish-fulfillment for women. The fictitious men in romance novels fall all over…

— Oliver Markus Malloy

Don't worry about what I'm doing. I want u to worry about what u're doing...

— Unkown

“Ladies, I have bad news for you. Men are pigs. No really. I know you think you know what I'm talking about but you…

— Oliver Markus Malloy

Tee-Bagging someone on COD after you kill them to show them who's boss.

— Ryan Lewer

“When value of your words gets lower its time to stay quite and improve your self”

— Maulik Shah