Humor quotes Quote by Stephenie Meyer

“That would be just like me-ruin everything, destroy the world, in a moment of klutziness.”

— Stephenie Meyer

“But suddenly something sharp was cutting me, my throat, my wrists, my ankles. I screamed in shock, thinking he'd brought me there to hurt…

— Stephenie Meyer

I bit a pillow. Or two.

— Stephenie Meyer

“Damn it! This chick runs with vampires!”

— Stephenie Meyer

“I'm hotter than you!”

— Stephenie Meyer

Everything in my world was about him. What a silly thing to expect.

— Stephenie Meyer

“Alice: "I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors." Edward: "Why don't you just tell me who wins?" Alice: "I do. Excellent.”

— Stephenie Meyer

“What can I give you, Wanda?” he insisted. I took a deep breath and tried to keep my voice steady.“Give me a lie, Jared.…

— Stephenie Meyer

Mike's eyes narrowed shrewdly. "Don't kid yourself, Bella. The guy's head over heels for you." "I know," I sighed. "Life is complicated." "And girls…

— Stephenie Meyer

“You know the story in the bible? The one with the king and the two women fighting over the baby? Sure King Solomon. That's…

— Stephenie Meyer

I’m exactly right for you, Bella. It would have been effortless for us — comfortable, easy as breathing. I was the natural path your…

— Stephenie Meyer

“I felt a surge of pity, and relief. Pity because, as beautiful as they were, they were outsiders, clearly not accepted. Relief that I…

— Stephenie Meyer