Humor quotes Quote by Alisonswan

“What you feel for me, is it caused by your vampirism, or do you yourself feel that way? Because, I mean, I guess I…

— J.L. McCoy

“Surely there must be something massive enough to damage even a vampire beyond healing. I hoped someday to test the theory. I”

— Laurell K. Hamilton

“Do not be such a baby," he jeered, tugging my hands free. "It hurts!" I howled. "Of course it does." He laughed. "It hurt…

— Darren Shan

“For some reason, I thought Victor could heal that wound better than anyone else. It's strange to think that this vampire, the embodiment of…

— J.A. London

“...sadness and anger aren't vampiric. If you let them, they'll follow you around the world, sunshine and stakes be damned.”

— Karina Halle

“A vampire?” He laughed. Upon seeing my face he abruptly stopped. “Oh, you were serious?” he said questioningly. -Michael Lyons”

— Micalea Smeltzer

“So you're a vampire?" "Yes. But don't be scared. I'm still a nice person.”

— MaryJanice Davidson

“Edge rolled his eyes as he turned to face her. “I appreciate your concern but I think I can handle a few vampires on…

— Lainie Malone

“I was once a man. As not all men are good, not all vampires are evil.”

— Veronica Wolff

“eriously, Drew. What kind of Vampire are you? You spend most of your eternal life pretending to be human - and miserably, I might…

— Stella Coulson

“The newly developed snarky side of my personality wanted to tell him 'There's no crying in vamp battles.”

— Robyn Jones

“Are you going to hurt me?" She raised her voice this time. The vampire just grinned. She felt a pain in her chest again…

— Edith Warner