Funny Quote by Winfredable Download Open image “A lion would never cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!” — Winfredable ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Funny quotes Humor quotes Marriage Sense of humor
A deer that knows all the hunting techniques of a lion will never fall prey to a lion! — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
If a man puts a lion's family in jeopardy, what would it do? Would it enjoy fighting? Of course it wouldn't, but it's going… — Yoel Romero Copy Share Image
A lion is not a lion is not a lion. As individuals, as mates, as members of a society, they're all very different. — Frans Lanting Copy Share Image
If I had my way... there wouldn't be a single lion or tiger in captivity anywhere in the world. They never take to it.… — Hugh Lofting Copy Share Image
A lioness has got a lot more power than the lion likes to think she has. — Jacki Weaver Copy Share Image
I don't want to be a tiger, tigers play too rough. I don't want to be a lion, cause lions ain't the kind you… — Elvis Presley Copy Share Image
Love to a person not his habits, Hate to a person's talk not them, Forget to a person's mistakes, not them. — Winfredable Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
