Humor quotes Quote by 86MrNiceGuy Download Open image ““Your Honor Fuck Your Couch!!!”” — 86MrNiceGuy ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor quotes
“I don't make people comfortable but that's what couches are for.” — Donna Lynn Hope Copy Share Image
“When I have you bent over this couch, which one of your names should I moan?” — Teresa Mummert Copy Share Image
“You’re bleeding all over my couch.” I groaned. “Excuse the hell out of me.” — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“You look beautiful and fuckable. I want you so badly it hurts. I’m dangerously close to taking you back to the couch and making… — Sylvia Day Copy Share Image
“Either your couch just gave birth to a litter of throw pillows, or you have a woman living here.” “You” — Douglas E. Richards Copy Share Image
No violence, gentlemen — no violence, I beg of you! Consider the furniture! — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“I'm quite certain that if I lost my sense of humor, it would most definitely need to be replaced by a padded cell.” — Comic Strip Mama Copy Share Image
“Shouldn’t you be like heal in a second or something? I thought immoral jerks like you, are immune to pains?” I asked confused. He… — Alisonswan Copy Share Image
“Fine," Jeb said curtly, stowing his gun. "But don't test me. I haven't shot anyone in a real long time, and I sort of… — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
“Learn to look up now and then, just in case a piano is falling from overhead.” — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
“may be i am not bless enough to have what i want but may be i am bless enough to have what i need” — Mid Night Thought Copy Share Image
“There's a reason why most men don't read romance: Romance novels are wish-fulfillment for women. The fictitious men in romance novels fall all over… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
Don't worry about what I'm doing. I want u to worry about what u're doing... — Unkown Copy Share Image
“Ladies, I have bad news for you. Men are pigs. No really. I know you think you know what I'm talking about but you… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
Tee-Bagging someone on COD after you kill them to show them who's boss. — Ryan Lewer Copy Share Image
“When value of your words gets lower its time to stay quite and improve your self” — Maulik Shah Copy Share Image
