Quote by Douglas E. Richards

“When I have you bent over this couch, which one of your names should I moan?”

— Teresa Mummert

“Were you born in a barn? I must have been, mom asked me so often... You would've thought she would know if anyone did!”

— Justin Matott

“I'm glad my condo was furnished. Because, how do you buy a couch? I have no idea. This grown-up thing isn’t for sissies.' Truer…

— Sarah Addison Allen

“Excellent. We keep your furniture. Whose bed?” “Yours.” “Why mine?” “It’s bigger, for one.” “And for another?” “Mine doesn’t have the sort of headboard…

— Amy Lane

“Babies! That’s all it’s about. Who ever knew the world would be all about babies?” Samantha shouts. “Every time I see a baby, I…

— Candace Bushnell

“The couch was green, so I felt comfortable wiping my boogers on it. I just wish it had been brown.”

— Jarod Kintz

“An odd arrangement... to have a couch facing the bed, and I smile to myself - I've picked on the couch as odd, when…

— E.L. James

“This house is full of women who all want to have their say about my child.”

— August Strindberg

“I know you want me to leave. I understand that. But I can’t, princess … You’re pregnant. And you’re alone.” “Lots of women have…

— Molly O'Keefe

“You’re bleeding all over my couch.” I groaned. “Excuse the hell out of me.”

— Rachel Caine

“I worked in a grocery store my whole life, Honey-girl. I know what lonely housewives think of this.” “I meant the baby, Jerk.” “Attached…

— Pella Grace