Quote by Jarod Kintz

“There is a green in the air, Soft, delectable. It cushions me lovingly.”

— Sylvia Plath

“I’ll only blow my nose into green handkerchiefs. Why? Because all my brown hankies are reserved for wiping my ass.”

— Jarod Kintz

“You’re bleeding all over my couch.” I groaned. “Excuse the hell out of me.”

— Rachel Caine

“To wipe her off my mind, I wiped my ass. I felt so free after that I took a shit, just to wipe some…

— Jarod Kintz

“I only asked you to move down the couch because I could smell your peach shampoo, and I wanted to be closer.”

— Nikki Godwin

“all I was doing was sweeping everything under my bed. My room would look spotless but it was actually still a disgusting mess. The…

— James Altucher

“That puke was the most wonderful thing I'd ever seen. It was green and a little red. Technicolor, really, the color puke is supposed…

— Carrie Harris

“I’ll wipe a booger on your living room wall, not only to show I was there, but also to say thanks for having me…

— Jarod Kintz

“He wanted to make her come so hard her liquid spilled onto the cushion. He felt feral, wanting to mark the furniture with her…

— Skye Warren

“I felt bad about dirtying their comforter with my nasty clothes, but who knew what might happen later. If something else bizarre went down…

— Mike Mullin

“It was strange walking through the empty apartment. My battered purple room was gone, Brittany’s bruised blue was gone. Two coats covered everything. It…

— Kimberly Novosel

“Colors. Would it be green or blue today? Maybe white—my favorite. A dark voice in the back of my mind offered no color at…

— Julie Hockley