“Are these Romero slow zombies, or 28 Days Later fast zombies?” “They were totally slow, dude. Are you blind?” — Carrie Harris Copy Share Image
“Excuse me if I feel skeptical,' I said. 'Coach's foot fell off. How exactly do you propose to cure that? Superglue?” — Carrie Harris Sarcasm Copy Share Image
“It probably wasn't smart to judge them based on appearance. I, for instance, was destined to be a world-renowned surgeon, but between… — Carrie Harris Humor Copy Share Image
“What kind of emergency?” “Uh …” “Gynecology or acupuncture?” What the heck would an acupuncture-related emergency be like?” — Carrie Harris Copy Share Image
“So I started running through our weaponry to distract myself. I had my stun gun. Jonah had a pseudosword, and Aaron had… — Carrie Harris Butts Copy Share Image
“I stumbled into a clearing. In the springtime, it was probably the kind of place you’d like to hang out with sparkly… — Carrie Harris Rain Copy Share Image
“Everyone in the room stared at me like they expected me to grow fangs and sparkle.” — Carrie Harris Twilight-pun Copy Share Image
“That puke was the most wonderful thing I'd ever seen. It was green and a little red. Technicolor, really, the color puke… — Carrie Harris Color Copy Share Image
“After a quick meltdown in the bathroom, I went downstairs. When I turned the corner at the bottom of the basement steps,… — Carrie Harris Investing Copy Share Image
“I wanted to beat the heck out of the JV guys for that, except I wouldn't know what to do in a… — Carrie Harris Fighting Copy Share Image
“Jonah squealed, jumping up and down and shaking his pom-poms. His skirt swished around his scrawny yellow knees. “Jonah, can I give… — Carrie Harris Copy Share Image
“I'm going to go hunt some zombie," he said. It would have sounded pretty cool if his voice hadn't cracked in the… — Carrie Harris Copy Share Image
