Comedian Quote by Bangambiki Habyarimana Download Open image ““A comedian is better than a politician; at least there is no doubt.”” — Bangambiki Habyarimana ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedian Comedians Doubt Humor quotes Humor-books Humorist Humorous Humorous-quotations Humorous-quotes Lies-politics Political Political correctness Political philosophy Politicians Politics
A good comedian can make serious political points while also having a giggle. — Rosie Jones Copy Share Image
“I don’t think he’s dumber than a politician. But only because it’s not possible to be dumber than a politician.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“More importantly, as comedians, our job is to say what is on our minds. Unfiltered and un-focus-group-tested. That’s what drives me nuts when yours… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
“98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“We can’t all be comedians, some people have to do the laughing.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“I don’t think being a comedian gives you any fucking insight into what makes people laugh.” — craig ferguson Copy Share Image
“It is better for some one to think you're a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.” — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The job of a comedian is to make people laugh, but a lot of my interests are in politics so I'm going to use… — Nish Kumar Copy Share Image
“In America, the least amusing people are its professional entertainers.” — Neil Postman Copy Share Image
“Some people are so stiff and inhumane as the dogma's they believe in” — Bangambiki Habyarimana Copy Share Image
“The master doesn’t need to chain his slaves; their needs will chain them to him. You can end slavery by the stroke of a… — Bangambiki Habyarimana Copy Share Image
“Once you let them establish their ideology in you, they will drive you crazy” — Bangambiki Habyarimana Copy Share Image
“An atheist is someone who is disappointed in his search of god. He is a man who strongly needed god but couldn't find him.… — Bangambiki Habyarimana Copy Share Image
“You will always find all the time you need in the world to do what you love. If you can’t find the time, it’s… — Bangambiki Habyarimana Copy Share Image
“If you believe that the world is conspiring against you, it will just do that.” — Bangambiki Habyarimana Copy Share Image
“It’s a war of visions and dreams, none of which is substantiated, in the end only the ones best published and adhered to by… — Bangambiki Habyarimana Copy Share Image
“I am 1324512000 seconds old. In the cosmic blink of an eye, I will become once again cosmic dust.” — Bangambiki Habyarimana Copy Share Image
“China it! Why invent the wheel when it has already been invented!” — Bangambiki Habyarimana Copy Share Image
“Nothing closes doors as quickly as constant bad humor, reclamation, whining. Nobody wants to associate themselves with losers.” — Bangambiki Habyarimana Copy Share Image
I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It's almost like if you didn't, you… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
At one point when I was very young, when I was first starting out, I thought, 'Well, one day I'll be able to put… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I like to turn up my collar when I'm leaving the theatre and feel like I'm some heroic comedian figure. — Frank Skinner Copy Share Image
The only difference between a comedian and someone else? We need to make people laugh more. — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
When a soldier of the night's watch dies they say, "And now his watch is over." That's what they say when a comedian dies.… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary… — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
If I had a choice, I would rather watch a comedian not involve themselves in politics at all but be hilarious than someone who… — Jon Richardson Copy Share Image
I wouldn't mind gigging around the same era as Jesus, after he gives his speech about the meek and how blessed they are and… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
If someone doesn't like a comedian that's fine; a lot of people probably don't like my standup, and that's fine. But I think that… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
It's very rare that an older comedian sort of slips into an old-school clunker. You know, you don't hear too much of that anymore. — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
I was a kid, and I would watch standup comics do the 'Tonight Show,' and if Johnny Carson liked you, he'd wave you over… — Jo Koy Copy Share Image
Gary Greenberg is a thoughtful comedian and a cranky philosopher and a humble pest of a reporter, equal parts Woody Allen, Kierkegaard, and Columbo.… — Gideon Lewis-Kraus Copy Share Image
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