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“Good judgment comes from experience, and experience - well, that comes from poor judgment.” — A.A.Milne Copy Share Image
“Oh God, my stomach must have won a medal- it's doing a lap of honour now.” — Ali McNamara Copy Share Image
“You just wanted to walk in front of me so I'd have to stare at your butt” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Occasionally a moderately intelligent thought misses a turn and accidentally enters my mind” — Barry Hughart Copy Share Image
“and (b) Kissing someone so that you can get a free trip is perilously close to full-on hooking” — John Green Copy Share Image
“Old as carbon," Nix agreed. "And so powerful I'm working on my demigoddess badges.” — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“Humans are animals, but aren’t we supposed to be civilized animals?” — Justine Monikue Copy Share Image
“Oh, drat the men! No matter what they do, it's the wrong thing. And no matter who they are, it's somebody they… — L.M. Montgomery Copy Share Image
“There are two secrets to a successful marriage. The first is having a husband who makes you laugh. The second is never… — John Hartnett Copy Share Image
“Sebastian stayed seated at his computer chair and pondered. Time travel … I don’t have the time to time travel! he moaned.” — G.E.F. Neilson Copy Share Image
“The Butcher of Babylon featured in over 500 porn films between 1974 and 1982, and was best known for his motto: Come… — Mark Jackman Copy Share Image
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“God made him, and therefore let him pass for a man. In truth, I know it is a sin to be a… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
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“What is it you’re interested in exactly?” the man asked slowly. “Just the color?” “I think we both know,” said Adrian cunningly.… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“My instructor was a skinny guy in his midtwenties who had a shaved head that was always peeling from sunburns and who… — Justin Halpern Copy Share Image
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“Oh- hey, there," he said. He was shorter than me, pudgy with salt-and-pepper hair that always seemed to be in need of… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Tis well thou art not fish; if thou hadst, thou hadst been poor-John.” — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
