“and (b) Kissing someone so that you can get a free trip is perilously close to full-on hooking” — John Green Copy Share Image
“Old as carbon," Nix agreed. "And so powerful I'm working on my demigoddess badges.” — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“Humans are animals, but aren’t we supposed to be civilized animals?” — Justine Monikue Copy Share Image
“Tis well thou art not fish; if thou hadst, thou hadst been poor-John.” — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“Do you believe your gentle birth will turn a bullet?" "Why, yes," Rhett said solemnly. "Hell yes! Gentle birth's got to be… — Donald McCaig Copy Share Image
“Much of writing might be described as mental pregnancy with successive difficult deliveries. J.B. PRIESTLEY” — Janice Lane Palko Copy Share Image
“...every year for decades there had been great excitement over the Largest Vegetable competition ("That would be my husband", was the standard… — G.M. Malliet Copy Share Image
“I meditate fourteen hours a day—two hours out of bed and twelve hours in bed. The mortals call it sleeping, but the… — Merlin Franco Copy Share Image
“His question is pretty dangerous for me to try to answer, so I don’t—it continues to hang out there like the stained… — Jen Naumann Copy Share Image
“How beautiful would history have been if it could be written beforehand and then acted out like drama!” — Aihebholo-oria Okonoboh Copy Share Image
“Oh my God! You little slut! You want to have a good date with him and want to have ten thousand of… — J. Sterling Copy Share Image
“We are not in a foul humor, Belkin. We are in a corrupt-tempered moon. There is a difference, you know.” — Rachel Heffington Copy Share Image
“Is it necessary, do you think,’ he began, leaning in so close behind me that I could smell his breath, ‘for the… — Danielle Wood Copy Share Image
“God made him, and therefore let him pass for a man. In truth, I know it is a sin to be a… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“Have you hugged your favorite Dork lately? Most of us are squeezably soft and adorable.” — Michael P. Clutton Copy Share Image
“Sweetie, you don't need to drive me to the brink of insanity... I'm close enough to walk!” — Comic Strip Mama Copy Share Image
“A comedian is better than a politician; at least there is no doubt.” — Bangambiki Habyarimana Copy Share Image
“If the pen is mightier than the sword, then what is the laptop? A light saber or a life saver?” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“In my family nudity just doesn’t exist; I’m pretty sure my parents were both born fully clothed and still shower that way.” — Huston Piner Copy Share Image
“Did you ever notice how the words Attention and Alienation look the same when you are staring at them from a distance?” — Alisia Compton Copy Share Image
“I observe that there is a good deal of German music on the programme, which is rather more to my taste than… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“I've always worried a lot. And frankly I'm good at it." The late Erma Bombeck, one of the funniest women ever.” — Catherine Robertson Copy Share Image
“Life has a funny way of delivering a swift kick to the brain when you're not even paying attention.” — Jeremy M. Wright Copy Share Image
“A Prince asked the dying spanish statesman, "Does your Excellency forgive all your enemies?" "I do not have to forgive all my… — Robert Greene Copy Share Image
“Have you ever noticed that folks will say ‘Look, he has his mama’s eyes’ or ‘his daddy’s nose,’ but they never say… — Suzie Quint Copy Share Image
“Why do these big old country houses always have family portraits in the dining room? Do you really want to eat with… — Elizabeth Jane Howard Copy Share Image
“If they were afraid of him, then he must be Satan or something even worse, like maybe Sarah Palin.” — Stephani Hecht Copy Share Image
“First month honey. . .Next month pie. . .Third month. . .Get out here and work, you damn bitch, same as I.” — Karen Cecil Smith Copy Share Image
“A hand closed around her arm, warm and hard, and it could possibly have been comforting if she had possessed the faintest… — Lilith Saintcrow Copy Share Image
“Be calm when your wife yells at you, calmer when she chastens you, but be terrified when she ignores you.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
